Which Programmer are you?

It’s written just for humour, no offence meant to any language

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You know you are a Python programmer……. when one of your finger is always on the Tab key

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You know you are a PHP Programmer…….. when you always have an urge to type $_FOO[‘BLAH’] every now and then

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You know you are a Java Programmer……  when you have a fetish for looong looong identifier names like ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException

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You know you are a C programmer…………. when you think pointers is the only true thing that exists on this world.

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You know you are a VB programmer……….. when you think it is the only real programming language which exists and you recommend it to a lot of newbie who are fresh into programming

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You know you are a JavaScript programmer…………. when you think that JavaScript is the future of programming languages and you eat, sleep and dream of DOM.

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You know you are a VC++ programmer………. if you don’t hate VC++

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You know you are a Perl programmer…………    if half of your code contains only regex

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By Ankur Sethi:

You know you are a Cocoa/ObjC programmer……… when you have this in mind: [anExtremelyLongIdentifier someRandomArgument:foo anotherRandomArgument:bar];

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7 thoughts on “Which Programmer are you?

  1. I am a Python programmer but I never press the TAB key. May be because I use a sane Editor to write my code.

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