Upcoming exciting news from Tech World
- Steve Ballmer throws a car at Eric Schmidt.
- Ubuntu L***** L**** just works without any goof-ups.
- Apple makes iPhone un-pwnable.
- Windows 8 removes administrative privileges from default user. In short, now onwards viruses will run with non-administrative privileges.
- Opera re-invents the web again. Bundles an Operating System in it’s upcoming “Opera Fright”.
- Flash 11 needs 4 CPU cores to render basic animations.
- Internet Explorer becomes the safest browser. Reminds “Connecting to the Internet might expose you to viruses, do you want to go offline?” and shows an OK button.
- Sun re-writes Solaris in Java. Amen!
- Windows 8 requires just 8GB of RAM to run properly.
- Script kiddies write malware for Linux and Mac and affect them badly.
- FreeBSD gets fool-proof secure. Asks for password when opening Firefox.
- Ballmer boasts “Windows has maximum number of applications” (considering viruses as apps too)
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June 22, 2009 at 9:58 PM
LOL =)
Dmitrijs Ledkovs
June 22, 2009 at 10:17 PM
You are teh tard of the centry!
A diseased cat may rape you!
Ibod Catooga
June 22, 2009 at 11:10 PM
HA! Just don’t see why you think (even joking) flash would get more bloated ;P
version 10 was the first one that actually ran stuff properly.
John
June 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
bravo bravo!!
that was one of classic joke!!
Pratik Anand
July 27, 2009 at 5:02 PM
nice one!!
sridarshan
August 29, 2009 at 11:25 PM