Archive for June 22nd, 2009
Upcoming exciting news from Tech World
- Steve Ballmer throws a car at Eric Schmidt.
- Ubuntu L***** L**** just works without any goof-ups.
- Apple makes iPhone un-pwnable.
- Windows 8 removes administrative privileges from default user. In short, now onwards viruses will run with non-administrative privileges.
- Opera re-invents the web again. Bundles an Operating System in it’s upcoming “Opera Fright”.
- Flash 11 needs 4 CPU cores to render basic animations.
- Internet Explorer becomes the safest browser. Reminds “Connecting to the Internet might expose you to viruses, do you want to go offline?” and shows an OK button.
- Sun re-writes Solaris in Java. Amen!
- Windows 8 requires just 8GB of RAM to run properly.
- Script kiddies write malware for Linux and Mac and affect them badly.
- FreeBSD gets fool-proof secure. Asks for password when opening Firefox.
- Ballmer boasts “Windows has maximum number of applications” (considering viruses as apps too)
